Business Logic : What is Marketing?
You see a gorgeous girl at a party .
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich . Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl .
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich . Marry him . '
That's Advertising .
You see a gorgeous girl at a party .
You go up to her and get her telephone number .
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich . Marry me . '
That's Telemarketing .
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl .
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink .
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations .
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl .
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you . '
That's Brand Recognition .
You see a gorgeous girl at a party .
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich . Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face .
That's Customer Feedback
You see a gorgeous girl at a party .
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich . Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl .
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich . Marry him . '
That's Advertising .
You see a gorgeous girl at a party .
You go up to her and get her telephone number .
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich . Marry me . '
That's Telemarketing .
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl .
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink .
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations .
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl .
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you . '
That's Brand Recognition .
You see a gorgeous girl at a party .
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich . Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face .
That's Customer Feedback
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