GOOD ONE

 One day Kelvin's dad brought home a robot. The robot was special
that it could detect a lie and would slap the face of
       the person who lied.

       Kelvin returned late from school that day and his dad asked him,
       'Son why are you late from school?' Kelvin answered, 'Dad, we
had extra classes today'.
       Much to his astonishment the robot jumped up and slapped Kelvin
on his face.

       His dad told him, 'Son this robot is special in that it can
detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied..
       Now come on tell me the truth. Why are you late?'

       'Dad, I went to a movie'

       'Which movie?'

       'The Ten Commandments'
       Immediately, Kelvin got another slap on the face from the robot.
'Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie Sex Queen'.

'Shame on you son, when I was your age I never watched insolent movies
or misbehaved'
Immediately, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.

Hearing what's going on, Kelvin's mother comes walking out of the
kitchen and sarcastically says to her husband,

'After all he is your son!!!'

The robot steps up and gives Kelvin's mother a resounding slap on her
face! ***
Have a pleasant day!!!